spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

Anonymous asked: Face pict or both?

Face

Anonymous asked: I'll look for it on my laptop I'm on my phone right now

Okay

nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

why-wolf:

sexetc:

unimoosapus:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

Don’t forget Celebrate Bisexuality Day on September 23rd! Reblog if you support bisexual people!

oH MY GOD BI DAY IS ON MY BIRTHDAY THIS WAS MADE TO BE

(Source: cantcontrolthegay)

Anonymous asked: Well zombies wearing sunglasses are hawt. But I don't have a way to show you what I look like.

I should have a submit button somewhere or something

neyruto:

my cat wont play football do you think he is gay

A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left.
Anonymous asked: Let's make out and watch netflix

Sounds like a plan anon, always had a thing for grey faces wearing sunglasses

Anonymous asked: 1

:)

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word