satellite-years asked: Ahhh, you're the prettiest lady! I just thought I'd share that I would ask you to go for a coffee or something if I had the opportunity haha.

Aw that’s so sweet of you! Thank you :) if we ever get the chance I shall join you for tea, since I’m not much of a coffee gal!

I tried on my costume today and my boobs look amazing.

I’ve decided on being Black Widow for Halloween and I can’t even wait!

  • emma watson: gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
  • emma watson: spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
  • emma watson: manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
  • emma watson: gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
  • emma watson: overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
  • emma watson: completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
  • emma watson: delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
  • emma watson: is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
  • emma watson: is also ridiculously hot
  • emma watson: is perfect human
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: shit
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: i feel so threatened rn
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: let's leak her nudes

theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

(Source: oeste)

Our hearts beat so loud the neighbours think we’re fucking when I’m just trying to find the nerve to touch your face.
(via minuitblanc)

(Source: larmoyante)

brokebut-wealthy:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.

tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh

I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.

tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.

moment of silence for tumblr user literarygingerfox …

(Source: lion)