Anonymous asked: What's wrong sugar plum? Are you and your boy having problems? :(

A lot of shit happened this week that I really don’t feel like talking about. I’m sorry.

moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

My life is literally the worst right now. I can’t imagine any thing else going wrong and I don’t want to. Everything bad that could happen has happened and I don’t know what to do.

leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

If you show me you don’t give a fuck, I’ll show you that I’m better at it.
(via hitkof)

(Source: crazed-individual)

Men judge us
by our broad
hips and forget
their birthplace.
I wonder who’s gonna be by my side in 10 years
(via phuckindope)

(Source: silly-luv)

I told her to go find a toy and she brought me a leaf. 

(Source: ellie-the-smiling-samoyed)

forestlover:

keyholeslumber:

modestinferno:

circumlocute:

Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

  1. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
  2. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
  3. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

That’s your opinion.

there’s nothing romantic about a pedophile rapist, the senseless murder-suicide of teenagers because families can’t get their shit together or the hypocrisy of the roaring 20s

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

kmoleary:

permanentprocrastination:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”